PRAYERS

A GIRL`S PRAYER
Lord, before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who`s not a creep,
One who`s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he`ll call, he wont wait for weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he won`t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who`ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
One who`ll make love till my body`s a`twitchin,
In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.

A GUY`S PRAYER
Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and likes to fish.
Amen